Things he learnt from me ....

Being THE BOSS, he is never hesitant to call any of us to his desk, to ask his stupid doubts.
He doesnt care if any one of us is working on a time critical project, or is too busy with some issue.
This is a list of tasks he learnt from me in recent past:
1. How to send a meeting request.
2. How to send meeting request to some people as optional.
3. How to check who is free at a given time by checking calendar.
4. How to insert a diagram in a word document.
5. How to change the layout of the word document from portrait to landscape.
6. What is version stamping. ( He has wasted atleast 4-5 hours of mine at different times, in asking the same stupid fundamental questions again and again)
7. How to change the font color.
8. How to change the font size, and font name.
9. Where do you find a button to change the font color.

There are many more of these....
Thats why I call him S* school of learning computer fundamentals. - That too with a huge salary.
(S* is the company name)