This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselvesWhat the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........Just when the! Clock struck 11...And then......then.....then........Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
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Liked the joke? Well, we are lucky enough to have a local Santa Singh in our team - Our dear BOSS.
This is what he did :
It was 8pm. Everyone was eager to go home.
However, no Dev or QA was allowed to go home today as a critical build was going on. Unless the build succedds, and QA approves it, no one can leave the office.
Some Devs were so tensed, that they preferred to monitor the log line by line.
They were monitoring the log, and whenever a component was compiled sucessfully, they were dancing as if it was one day match, and Sachin was batting and hitting boundaries.
And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, all of a sudden ...... Sachin is out ...... I mean, the following line appears in the build log :
Someone sent me a ^C. Terminating the process.
And the build stopped.
Everyone was horrified. Asok had fired the build, and so the phone on his desk started ringing. The incident was reported, and Asok started the investigation.
He found that while doing some private research, THE BOSS had sent a ^C to the build and it was killed. It was a clear cut loss of 1 hour .
All the teams, who would have packed up for the day at 11:30pm, had to wait till 12:30am.
The Issue got escalated, and the super boss scolded the BOSS.
The Boss then came to Asok, and Asked
"एक बात बताओ ^c करनेसे बिल्ड kill कैसे होता है ? "
Do you have any answer? If yes, pls explain him.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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